The weird thing...called the mall

So, i went to mall today to pick up my work schedule...and you know what i realized? The mall...is really...strange.

Take Brookstone for example. As i went through the store, i noticed everything was either
A: a massage apparatus
B: something completely uneccessary
C: something where a simpler device already existed for cheaper
D: things that looked like vibrators

So i moved onto Journeys. If it wasnt a skater shoe, it obviously wasnt wanted, cuz they were hidden at the bottom of the racks ALWAYS.

Moving on to Abercrombie and Fitch, my place of work. $110 for a jacket. 'Nuff said.

Well, the foodcourt...that CANT be bad, right? weeeeelllll...when half the stuff there has a drivethru somewhere else in the city...yes...

okay, Victorias Secret...Well, besides the fact that its an entire store devoted to womens underwear...the fact that it apparently requires THREE seperate store front entrances is absurd.

and the biggest problem of them all? THE GAMESTOP IS THE SMALLEST STORE IN THE MALL!! How do you do that?! i mean, even the stupid massage place that used to be just one of those little things they put in the middle of the walkways has a bigger area than GameStop...what the crap?!

ok...so thats why i never look around the mall much...even if its the place i work...